[he grins wickedly. Seriously, how did he manage to find this one? Most girls he's met would be turning up their noses by now. Granted, a sofa isn't exactly ideal for him either. But he's fairly certain that if they don't get some of this tension out of yhe way soon, one of them is going to do something rash. So instead of over-thinking it, he just grabs her under her legs and lifts her up, wrapping her legs around him as they stumble towards the back room.]
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