onlyholey | 9 Mischiefs Managed

[Hello City! You didn't think you would get through this curse without seeing these two trouble makers, did you? Fred and George Weasley are lounging in the town square, looking far too pleased with themselves.]

Alright, City? Now it has been explained to us that there is a bit of a tradition in this place about snogging under the mistletoe. Isn't that right, Fred?

[Fred just smiles something devious and playful and not even a little bit innocent.]

Indeed. And we've never been ones to deny the people such a grand opportunity.

So we would like to make a public announcement that we will be making ourselves available for anyone who wishes to participate.

Don't be shy, ladies. Who ever said a curse can't also be a blessing?

[They both give a wink - every kind of inviting - and the feed shuts off.]

[ooc: Come on ladies (and certain gentlemen...). We all know you've fantasized about snogging twins, right. This may be your chance. Also known as the Weasley Twins are trolls and will be taking full advantage of this curse. HAVE AT THEM.]

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Oh, Merlin. Some days I hate being related to you two.

[So. Mortified.]

Of course you don't.

[YOU LOVE THEM, DON'T LIE.]

No, I might just have to turn my hair blonde for the day.

We already know that plan wouldn't work.

[Remember that discussion, Ginny? About your boyfriend going mental? Still relevant.]

It'll work for people who don't know me. I don't plan on disappearing forever, just until midnight. Or whenever you two decide to stop being creepy.

Creepy's a bit strong.

Smarmy, then.

We'll accept smarmy, yes.

And naturally you're alright with that.

'course.

[Just being honest with themselves, come on.]

Don't get pushed in the fountain. If you do, I'm not going to be the one brewing a Pepper-Up for you.

Noted.

And I hope you aren't planning on using any of the mistletoe in products.

voice;

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When will you ever stop lying to yourself, love? You absolutely adore us.

Only on the occasional Friday, brother dearest.

Really, now? I was fairly certain we taught you your days. You do realise every day is not Friday, right?

No, really? Bollocks, what a surprise.

's all right, George is a lousy teacher anyhow.

Compared to who, you? I reckon he's more patient.

Yeah, but I'm more fun.

Depends on your definition.

Then I reckon it's a good thing I taught you your definitions.

I could do with some review.

Not a problem. Fun: adjective, entertaining or amusing; or noun: Fred Weasley.

See also: madder than a Ravenclaw during their OWLs.

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