Michael Corner was my first boyfriend, those're never quite right. And really, how was I supposed to know he'd be sore about us beating Ravenclaw at Quidditch?

[Ginny huffs, exasperated and amused. She hasn't even dated anyone in the City. Really, her brothers have nothing to worry about.]

Fred still threatened to lock me in my room, though. I probably shouldn't make jokes about snogging the first bloke I see, hm?