Simple. People don't stay dead here. Like, at all.
It doesn't make sense, I know...but the rules of this place do not work on basic logic levels. People are brought here by a set of batshit insane deities, who then trap us here, experiment on us in these things called curses, and people who die here, or are dead when brought here, don't stay dead.
...I take it that's why you think you're dreaming. If I'm wrong, I'll hit myself so you don't have to.
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It doesn't make sense, I know...but the rules of this place do not work on basic logic levels. People are brought here by a set of batshit insane deities, who then trap us here, experiment on us in these things called curses, and people who die here, or are dead when brought here, don't stay dead.
...I take it that's why you think you're dreaming. If I'm wrong, I'll hit myself so you don't have to.