[Fred doesn't even have to look to know. It's a rare thing, them courting a bird. There's a small quirk of his lips - amusement, or maybe excitement - and his tone stays even.]
Don't muck it up, aye? She seems a lovely gal.
Re: love - the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket;
love - the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket;
Ew, sick! On the desk? I know what'll be next on the pitch for target practice.
[All of the teasing, dear brother.]
So you sent her home on a rain cheque? Bummer.
love - the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket;
[The most evil grin.]
We've really got nothing but time in this place, at any rate.
love - the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket;
You plan to see her again, then?
love - the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket;
Suppose so, yeah.
love - the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket;
Don't muck it up, aye? She seems a lovely gal.
Re: love - the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket;
love - the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket;
[Grinning grinning grinning.]
You'll keep me posted, then?
love - the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket;
I'll take notes for you, shall I?
love - the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket;
Please do. What Not To Do on a Date, by George Weasley. Has a nice ring to it, yeah.
love - the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket;
love - the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket;
Don't forget who taught you everything you know, you tosser.