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1 Mischief Managed - [Video]

[The camera opens on the video feed. Not much can be seen, as what appears to be a hand is covering most of the camera. There is a THUNK as the device is thrown onto a hard surface and skids slightly until it settles, setting up a clear view of the edge of the fountain. A young man is standing waist-deep in water, drenched to the skin. He pushes his fiery red hair out of his eyes, and peers towards the device with what may be an extremely familiar freckled face.]

Look, if someone’s trying to make a point here, I have bathed today.

[He’s seemed to have worked out that the device is broadcasting, and is nonplussed by it. He hoists himself out of the water and sits of the edge, trying to shakes the water out of his sleeves.]

And Ron, if this is another one of your misguided attempts to ‘cheer me up’, I must say that you’ve reached a bit of an all-time low. Dropping me into a fountain, really? Absolutely no finesse at all. In fact I’m considering disowning you on the spot. And I have water up my ear-hole.

[He tilts his head over and gives it a smack to try and dislodge the water. Wear his left ear should be, there is simply a dark hole in the side of his head.]

If the water seeps into my brain I am holding you personally responsible. I don’t need to be brain-damaged on top of being horribly disfigured.

[He hops to his feet and scoops up the device, holding it level with his face as he turns around, surveying his surroundings.]

Now. Where in bleeding hell am I?

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[George, prepare to be mistaken for your only sort of dead twin in 3, 2, 1...]

Fred, is there some reason you're just chilling in the fountain? I thought the tentacle thing was working fine. Also, what happened to your ear. If you tell me you lost it in a freak fireworks accident...

...well, I'll be impressed and slightly confused about how long ago that was.

[Cue an exasperated voice from your device, George, because Ginny doesn't always pay attention to the little details.]

Honestly, Fred, you'd think landing in the fountain once in a month would be enough for you.

[At first, it doesn't quite register what he's looking at. Fred's been scouring the Network every day since he got here, hoping, hopinghopinghoping~~praying~~--]

[Hi, a manic and disshevelled-looking lady is grinning at you!]

Oh, hello! So you'd be the other one, then, hello! I've already said that, sorry. How lovely!

[And there, the spinning background behind her would indicate she's twirling.]

I'm starting to think you're already brain damaged. What is it with you and that fountain?

[Hold on. Wait. He squints, as though that's suddenly going to make his ear reappear.]

What the fuck did you do to your ear?

[Rose is looking through the device with both amusement and confusion.]

Water seepin' into your brain? Maybe you ought to be wearin' a swim cap or somethin' of that sort.

Fred? Did you go home or is this mid afternoon swim time?

It's not personal. It's dumped me in the fountain twice.

I'd rather hope you didn't catch that ear here, now did you?

Maybe I have more trouble telling humans apart than I thought! I feel a little speciesist now.

The fountain? Consider that a welcome-home present.

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