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1 Mischief Managed - [Video]
[The camera opens on the video feed. Not much can be seen, as what appears to be a hand is covering most of the camera. There is a THUNK as the device is thrown onto a hard surface and skids slightly until it settles, setting up a clear view of the edge of the fountain. A young man is standing waist-deep in water, drenched to the skin. He pushes his fiery red hair out of his eyes, and peers towards the device with what may be an extremely familiar freckled face.]
Look, if someone’s trying to make a point here, I have bathed today.
[He’s seemed to have worked out that the device is broadcasting, and is nonplussed by it. He hoists himself out of the water and sits of the edge, trying to shakes the water out of his sleeves.]
And Ron, if this is another one of your misguided attempts to ‘cheer me up’, I must say that you’ve reached a bit of an all-time low. Dropping me into a fountain, really? Absolutely no finesse at all. In fact I’m considering disowning you on the spot. And I have water up my ear-hole.
[He tilts his head over and gives it a smack to try and dislodge the water. Wear his left ear should be, there is simply a dark hole in the side of his head.]
If the water seeps into my brain I am holding you personally responsible. I don’t need to be brain-damaged on top of being horribly disfigured.
[He hops to his feet and scoops up the device, holding it level with his face as he turns around, surveying his surroundings.]
Now. Where in bleeding hell am I?
Look, if someone’s trying to make a point here, I have bathed today.
[He’s seemed to have worked out that the device is broadcasting, and is nonplussed by it. He hoists himself out of the water and sits of the edge, trying to shakes the water out of his sleeves.]
And Ron, if this is another one of your misguided attempts to ‘cheer me up’, I must say that you’ve reached a bit of an all-time low. Dropping me into a fountain, really? Absolutely no finesse at all. In fact I’m considering disowning you on the spot. And I have water up my ear-hole.
[He tilts his head over and gives it a smack to try and dislodge the water. Wear his left ear should be, there is simply a dark hole in the side of his head.]
If the water seeps into my brain I am holding you personally responsible. I don’t need to be brain-damaged on top of being horribly disfigured.
[He hops to his feet and scoops up the device, holding it level with his face as he turns around, surveying his surroundings.]
Now. Where in bleeding hell am I?
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If you want to convince me I'm not dreaming, you might want to explain how it's possible that you've spoken to my brother within the last four months.
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It doesn't make sense, I know...but the rules of this place do not work on basic logic levels. People are brought here by a set of batshit insane deities, who then trap us here, experiment on us in these things called curses, and people who die here, or are dead when brought here, don't stay dead.
...I take it that's why you think you're dreaming. If I'm wrong, I'll hit myself so you don't have to.
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[That's certainly...odd. Normally he dreams that he's still alive.]
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I mean, if he's dead, he's still walking and talking and whatnot...he's not a zombie, though. Trust me, I know zombies, and the City Dead, while sort of on the borderline, aren't zombies. They're not nearly green enough, for starters.
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[He's trying very hard to keep his voice steady, but it comes off as pretty damn bitter, anyway.]
Zombies? They're like Inferi, right? I saw something about them in some Muggle comic book, once.
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...Inferi...? Well, I dunno. I've only ever met one zombie, and he's more like a green person with amnesia and a tendency to lose his limbs if they're not sewn properly, THANK YOU. Gallahad doesn't really fit the stereotype. He doesn't eat brains, he doesn't groan...he's chill.
[Sorry, tangent about zombie bff.]
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Sounds like a brill mate to have.
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They're not here, though...wish they were. I know they'd love a ton of the people here...well, Leroy would. Conrad would complain and then reluctantly meet people, but that's how he is.
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Oh, hey, are you magic too?
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[This earns George a grin. He's still not exactly sure what he is, since he can do magic, but without a want, and only one kind, but...]
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...sort of. Sometimes it goes wrong, and the bigger stuff is much less pleasant to deal with, but.
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Wicked!
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[He catches himself right after he says it. Four months. Four bloody months. How long is it going to take him to learn to stop saying 'we'?]
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You won't get it out of Fred. He's extremely protective of the secrets of our success.
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ffffff sorry baby. Thought I'd replied to this.
No worries, bro. Also, THAT ICON OF GEORGE IS TERRIFYING IS HE GONNA KILL ME.
HE WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS. Oliver Phelps makes the best faces. It's a fact.
ZOMBIE PHELPS AAAH! He does, its true. Those Phelps twins...:3
They are too cute to be allowed
You know I knew their cousins?
FFFFFF THAT MEANS YOU ONLY HAVE 1 DEGREE OF SEPERATION!
I KNOW!!!