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George Weasley ([personal profile] onlyholey) wrote2011-09-11 02:12 pm

2 Mischiefs Managed - [Video]

[The video starts off shaky, with what looks like a view of the ceiling. There is a little more rustling, and a few faint snuffling noises. The camera bumps over a few times, as if the device is being nudged to the side. Something large and orange suddenly fills the camera.]

Oi! Fred! I think I got it turned on!

[The device nudges around once again, and suddenly the viewer is treated to an extremely close-up view of a very orange turtle. A second identical turtle clambers slowly into view.]

Not bad work for a reptilian. We may be able to make some fun of this yet.

[Can turtles grin? Because it almost seems like turtle!Fred is grinning as he slowly turns to the device.]

Do you think we can still Apparate like this? It’d be a lot faster than trying to walk around.

[George!turtle shuffles over to where a pair of trousers have been tossed on the floor, and nudges around in the pockets until he emerges with a wand grasped in his mouth. He takes a slow and deliberate step forward and vanishes, only to re-appear on top of a nearby desk.]

Brilliant!

That'll work just fine, I should think. Let's go rifle through Gin's sock drawer, or nick someone's breakfast.

Alright. But then we need to go find a lamp or somewhat. I’m starting to feel distinctly cold-blooded.

[ooc: Fred and George have been hit up with the Safari Day curse and will be adorable Apparating turtles until the end of the day! Taking this as a personal challenge, they will be trying to cause as much havoc as possible. Then possibly taking a nap under a heat lamp. Open for action if you feel like stumbling across a pair of orange turtles at any point throughout the day.]

[identity profile] iam-thebadpup.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Talking turtles are so much better than regular turtles in danger. Rose crouches next to the Doctor, peering at the turtles.]

I'm Rose and this is the Doctor. [Really, she just likes saying that. it's been years since she's been able to introduce him.] What's your name?

[identity profile] ingredible.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
George Weasley. I'm normally less of a turtle, but that's how is it.

[identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
I'm normally taller, so we're about even.

[identity profile] iam-thebadpup.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Me too but you're brilliant! Bein' a turtle that talks today! Hard to get 'round I imagine.

[She'd hate it if she couldn't run.]

[identity profile] ingredible.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
We are rather brilliant, yes. And the moving around's not too much of a problem.

[With a great deal of difficulty, he pulls his wand out from under his shell. Suddenly, he disappears.

Only to re-appear with a CRACK a few metres behind them. On his back.]


Bugger.

[identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! You can teleport! Brilliant! Badly, but since you're a turtle I figure you can probably do it better normally, am I right?

[identity profile] iam-thebadpup.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Rose is watching with mouth agape.] Utterly brilliant with the--can you teleport things? How far can you move? Just in space or in time too?

/jumps in on this late

[identity profile] feorgeous.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 07:08 am (UTC)(link)


Bloody Hell, I leave you for two seconds and you wind up on your back with an audience. Never knew you for exhibitionism, brother dearest.

[identity profile] ingredible.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't lie, you've always been fully aware of that. Cheers.

[He manages to roll over onto his side and right himself.]

Fred, this is Rose and the Doctor. I've been told they're normally taller.

[identity profile] iam-thebadpup.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I've met you. Well, George anyway. You were flirting with me. When you human and I was taller.

[This is very exciting.]

[identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is very exciting.]

What sort of turtles are you?

You were flirting?

[identity profile] feorgeous.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Flirting with toddlers, Georgie? Blimey, all sorts of secrets coming out today.



I reckon we're a very special sort all our own.

[identity profile] iam-thebadpup.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
To be fair to George, m'not normally tiny also, oi! M'at least seven today.

[Yes this is what she's going to be perturbed about.]

'Least you're still ginger.

[identity profile] ingredible.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course we are. Some things can't be perfected any more.

[identity profile] am-i-being-rude.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I wish I were ginger. I've never been ginger before. Ten chances and never ginger!

[identity profile] iam-thebadpup.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rose switches her gun to her other hand and reaches down to grab the Doctor's hand.] Still got next time. 'Sides you made out alright on the other things.